Showing posts with label Fun with English. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun with English. Show all posts

Tuesday, 10 May 2016

Welcome to my virtual English class


ONLY THE ENGLISH COULD HAVE INVENTED THIS LANGUAGE

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in .
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
and a guinea pig is neither from nor is it a pig.